Favorite TV Quotes

                                                                                        
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The Sopranos: Είμαι μόλις στη δεύτερη σαιζόν και είναι γεγονός ότι σε αυτή τη σειρά οι διάλογοι είναι το κάτι άλλο. Απίθανες ατάκες ακούγονται σε κάθε επεισόδιο. Εμένα όμως μου έμεινε περισσότερο μία:


Christopher Moltisanti: This ain't negotiation time. This is Scarface, final scene, fuckin' bazookas under each arm, 'say hello to my little friend!' (Season1 Episode 4)

Six Feet Under: Ρεαλιστικοί, καθημερινοί διάλογοι, έξυπνων ανθρώπων! Η Brenda πάντα ετοιμόλογη και to the point μας λέει κάτι που όλοι ξέρουμε αλλά πονάει πάντα πολύ…

Brenda: You know what I find interesting? If you lose a spouse, you're called a widow or a widower. If you're a child and you lose your parents, then you're an orphan. But what's the word to describe a parent who loses a child? I guess that's just too fucking awful to even have a name.  (Season 1 Episode 9)

Λίγο πριν το φινάλε(Season 5 Episode 12)
Claire: Oh, I wanna take a picture of everyone.
Nate: You can't take a picture of this. It's already gone.


Dexter: Οι μονόλογοι στο μυαλό του Dexter και τα ειρωνικά του σχόλια κλέβουν την παράσταση!

I can kill a man, dismember his body, and be home in time for Letterman. But knowing what to say when my girlfriend's feeling insecure . I'm totally lost.  (Season 1 Episode 2)

Human bonds always lead to messy complications. Commitment. Sharing. Driving people to the airport.  (Season 1 Episode 4)

If I believed in God, if I believe in sin, this is the place where I'd be sucked straight to Hell. If I believed in Hell. (Season 2, Episode 2)

Addict: I don't need them for the pain anymore. I just . need them.
Dexter: [thoughts] And I need duct tape. Three or four rolls. Running low on heavy duty trash bags. When's the last time I sharpened my knives?  (Season 2, Episode 3)

Πεθερά του Dex που έχει σκάσει για επίσκεψη: So, Dexter. Tell me everything there is to know about you.
Dexter: [thoughts] You have made me your sworn enemy, evil woman.

Και λίγο αργότερα που μιλάνε για τον Bay Harbor Butcher

Πεθερά του Dex που έχει σκάσει για επίσκεψη: Well, if what I've heard is true, that he only goes after criminals, I say leave him alone. He's got my seal of approval.
Dexter: [thoughts] Perhaps I have misjudged you, oh wise one. (Season 2, Episode 4)

Μόνο μία ατάκα από το θεούλη Masuka αν και κανονικα έπρεπε να τις βάλω όλες!

Science is one cold-hearted bitch with a fourteen inch strap-on  (Season 3, Episode 5)

The Shield: Διάλεξα μία μόνο ατάκα η οποία όμως συγκεντρώνει όλη τη σειρά!

Ronnie: What about my goddamned choice, Vic? Where's my goddamn choice? I was going to run! We were going to run together! God damn it! What about the team? What about protecting the goddamn team, Vic?  (Season 5, Episode 13)

Battlestar Galactica

President Laura Roslin: The lesson learned here is not to ask follow-up questions, but simply to say "Thank you, Captain Apollo, for saving our collective asses!" (Miniseries, Part 2)

Adama: There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people.  (Season 1, Episode 2)

Baltar: Which leads me to the inescapable conclusion that Cylons are, in the final analysis, little more than toasters... with great-looking legs. (Season 1, Episode 7)

Starbuck: After they attacked, I never... I never pined over any of my old crap. Never missed it. Stupid view of the parking lot. Broken toilet in the bathroom. You know, everyone I know... is fighting to get back what they had. And I'm fighting 'cause I don't know how to do anything else.  (Season 2, Episode 2)

Πάντα έξυπνα αστείες και κυνικές οι ατάκες του γιατρού!
Roslin: Doctor, I need your help, but it's illegal, dangerous, and a violation of your oath as an officer.
Doctor Cottle: You're a lousy salesman.  (Season 2, Episode 4)

Μετά την πρώτη συνάντηση με τον Baltar!
Number Three / D'Anna Biers: What a strange little man. (Season 2, Episode 8)

Brother Cavil: Do you know how useless prayer is? Chanting, and singing, and mucking about with old half-remembered lines of bad poetry? And you know what it gets you? Exactly nothing.
Tyrol: Are you sure that you're a priest?  (Season 2, Episode 19)

Στο πιο καταιγιστικό επεισόδιο της σειράς, στην πιο συγκλονιστική δίκη που έχω δει στην τηλεόραση ο Lee κάνει ξεκάθαρη την κατάσταση

we're not a civilization anymore, we are a gang, and we're on the run, and we have to fight to survive. We have to break rules, we have to bend laws, we have to improvise!

Στο ίδιο επεισόδιο ο Saul Tigh μας έκανε να ανατριχιάσουμε. Πόσο τραγική φιγούρα…

My name is Saul Tigh. I am an officer in the Colonial Fleet. Whatever else I am, whatever else it means, that's the man I want to be. And if I die today, that's the man I'll be.  (Season 3, Episode 20)

Τα υβρίδια πάντα ήταν καθηλωτικά:
The first Hybrid: Then come up closer. There's something I have to tell you. Come. Kara Thrace will lead the human race to its end.
Shaw: What?
The first Hybrid: She is the herald of the apocalypse. The harbinger of death. They must not follow her.  (Razor)

Τελευταίο επεισόδιο! Ο Cavil κρατάει τον συνδετικό κρίκο ανάμεσα σε ανθρώπους και Κύλωνες και ο Baltar δίνει μια μοναδική παράσταση. Κι εδώ θα κάνω μια αναφορά στο Lost: Να πως παίρνεις έναν χαρακτήρα και από Man of Science τον κάνεις Man of Faith. Να πως αντιμετωπίζεις το καλό και το κακό. Και να πως μπορείς να δώσεις μεταφυσική/θρησκευτική χροιά χωρίς να γίνεις γελοίος ή ενοχλητικός. Υπάρχει ή δεν υπάρχει θεός, χεστήκαμε, εμείς είναι το θέμα τι κάνουμε για μας!

Baltar: I see angels. Angels in this very room. Now I may be mad, but that doesn't mean that I am not right. Because there is another force at work here. There's always has been. It's undeniable. We've all experienced it. Everyone in this room has witnessed events that they can't fathom, let alone explain away by rational means. Puzzles, deciphered in prophecy. Dreams given to a chosen few. Our loved ones dead ... risen. Whether we want to call that God, or Gods, or some sublime inspiration, or a divine force that we can't know or understand, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. It's here, it exists, and our two destinies are entwined in its force.
Cavil: If that were true, and that is a big if, how do I know that this force has our best interests in mind? How do you know that God is on your side, Doctor?
Baltar: I don't. God is not on any one's side. God is a force of nature. Beyond good and evil. Good and evil, we created those. Want to break the cycle? Break the cycle of birth, death, re-birth, destruction, escape, death. That's in our hands. In our hands only. Requires a leap of faith. Requires that we live in hope, not fear.  (Season 4, Episode 22)

Η πιο ανατριχιαστική στιγμή όλης της σειράς. Γεγονός που συμβαίνει στο πρώτο επεισόδιο αποδίδεται με λέξεις στη τελευταία τηλεταινία.

Progress reports arriving. The farms of Aerolon are burning. The beaches of Canceron are burning. The plains of Leonis are burning. The jungles of Scorpia are burning. The pastures of Tauron are burning. The harbors of Picon are burning. The cities of Caprica are burning. The oceans of Aquaria are burning. The courthouses of Libran are burning. The forests of Virgon are burning. The Colonies of Man lie trampled at our feet.  (The Plan)


Lost: Οι καλύτερες ατάκες μόνο από τον σαρκαστικό Sawyer θα μπορούσαν να προέρχονται:

I've got enough food now to open a chain of mini-marts. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job? (Season 2, Episode 18)

Για τους βλαμμένους Κορεάτες, μακράν το καλύτερο παρατσούκλι
Ooh! Looks like Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon got something good. Lay it on me. (Season 3, Episode 11)

Μία από τις πολλές φορές που οι δημιουργοί του Lost αυτοσαρκάζονται(για κάτι τέτοια τους συμπαθώ απεριόριστα)
Sawyer: What do you need a boat for? Can't you just turn into smoke and fly your ass over the water?
Fake Locke: Do you think if I could do that, I would still be on this Island?
Sawyer: No because that would be ridiculous.

Από τις κωμωδίες δεν νομίζω ότι αξίζει καθώς ακούγονται πολλές σε κάθε επεισόδιο. Θα κάνω μια εξαίρεση για το Big Bang Theory και τις δύο ατάκες που δεν θα ξεχάσω ποτέ!

Raj: Well, I'm a Hindu. My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life, we will be rewarded in the next. Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings!  (Season 2, Episode 23)

Leonard: Sheldon has escaped and is terrorizing the village. (Season 3, Episode 14)

Κάποια στιγμή θα ακολουθήσει και δεύτερο μέρος καθώς δεν έχω βάλει πολλές σειρές.